The year of marriage (Update) Tony just found out that another friend of ours from college is getting married in April!
Losing weight The lady I get my deli-meat from at the grocery store asked me today if I've lost some weight. She goes, "you look like you've lost some weight." What?!?! This has got to be one of the most unusual things I've ever been told!At first, I was thinking she had me confused with someone else, but then there's the fact that she's assisted me several times over the past couple years. There are only a few ladies who work back there, so while I haven't seen her every week, I've seen her more than a few. But she was certain, it was me! When she said it, I wasn't quite sure how to take the remark. I mean, I wasn't offended, but at the same time I wasn't flattered either; as anyone who knows me knows, I don't have too much weight to lose! So the thought of having lost weight is actually a bit concerning. Or maybe I have lost weight as a result of my recent workout routine; but still I had extra weight hanging around that the routine took care of? I don't know… I guess the real verdict will come when Jennifer comes to town this weekend. 06:58 PM Jan 28 2006
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ATM Blues You know you haven't been to the ATM in a while when you get there and can't remember you're pin. I had this happen to me today and it sucked.
Burgundy was right! "Fisticuffs" is a real word! I can't believe it! I thought Ron Burgundy just made that up (just like, "… a whales vagina…"). This is amazing! Unfortunately, dictionary.com doesn't use the word in a sentence; so the sentence he used it in is my only point of reference.Burgundy truly is both a scholar and a genius, and handsome genius at that :)
The year of marriage I just found out my friend Freda is getting married. I had the chance to see her during the holidays and at the time she had not a clue. Add to this my friend Tony and I'd say this year is looking like it'll have a bit of a theme.
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