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Bird poop
I was walking around yesterday and felt something hit my arm. It didn't startle me too much, as there are a ton of trees here on campus that drop stuff from time to time. There's actually this one type of tree that drops these seeds that kind hurt if they hit you right, but I digress. So something hits my arm yesterday and I notice it's not coming off. Again, this has happened to me before as those seeds I just mentioned can get caught in your clothes fabric too; pesky little things. So I instantly take my off hand and swipe at the nuisance… only it didn't come off. Rather, I merely smeared it all over my shirt. Yup, you guessed it, it was a fat chunk of bird poop. Fresh, full-o-nutrients bird poop, just like mom used to make. Holy shit was it nasty. And not only was it all over my shirt at that point, but it was all over my hand as well. What a nightmare.
The ironic part (as if getting shit on wasn't ironic enough), I was on my way to take a poop of my own! Imagine that, getting pooped on on your way to take a poop!
1 Comments:
- Myra said…
dude that is soooooo gross. Your new nick name is "Bird Man" lol @MYRA - 1:41 PM
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